Wons and Zeros

IT'S FRIDAY!!! LET'S DANCE!!!

2012-01-27T05:44:00.003-06:00

AWKWARD PHONE SEX, ANYONE?

2012-01-26T17:47:00.002-06:00

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WHEN "THE WALKING DEAD" MEETS "GROWING PAINS"

2012-01-26T17:20:00.000-06:00

Trust me, there's NOTHING fun or romantic about this fantastic series.
Thanks again to the Bag of Nothing ...

HAVE A NICE SHOWER ...

2012-01-26T16:02:00.002-06:00

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PUBLICK EDUMAKASHUN AIN'T WHUT IT USSED TO B ...

2012-01-26T15:59:00.000-06:00

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THIS AISLE SCARES ME ...

2012-01-26T15:50:00.000-06:00

Can you believe that you have to pay in full within 6 months?
Wait ... what did YOU think I meant?
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BEST AD FEATURING BUDDHIST MONKS ...

2012-01-26T15:45:00.002-06:00

Cadburys "Monks" -A Glass and a Half Full Productions from Velocity Films on Vimeo.

R.I.P. NICOL WILLIAMSON ...

2012-01-25T18:04:00.000-06:00

As a kid I LOVED the movie Excalibur, where Nicol Williamson played Merlin and stole every scene he was in ...

AN ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE WAY TO START A FILM ...

2012-01-25T17:56:00.002-06:00

This video started the movie "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo."

PROBABLY THE ONLY FILIPINO COP THAT WOULD BE WELCOME IN THAT DANCING FILIPINO PRISON ...

2012-01-24T18:39:00.000-06:00

THAT BIRD IS OBVIOUSLY A FAN OF BLUEGRASS ...

2012-01-24T18:33:00.002-06:00

YET ANOTHER THING PAT WILL NEVER DO ...

2012-01-24T18:30:00.002-06:00

YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU KNEW SOMETHING ...

2012-01-24T18:24:00.002-06:00

THIS ENDS BETTER THAN YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO ...

2012-01-24T18:04:00.002-06:00

Thanks, Bag Of Nothing ...

BUDDHIST THOUGHT OF THE DAY ...

2012-01-24T15:21:00.000-06:00

"This is what should be done

By one who is skilled in goodness,
And who knows the path of peace:
Let them be able and upright,
Straightforward and gentle in speech.
Humble and not conceited,
Contented and easily satisfied.
Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways.
Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful,
Not proud and demanding in nature.
Let them not do the slightest thing
That the wise would later reprove.
Wishing: In gladness and in saftey,
May all beings be at ease.

Whatever living beings there may be;
Whether they are weak or strong, omitting none,
The great or the mighty, medium, short or small,
The seen and the unseen,
Those living near and far away,
Those born and to-be-born,
May all beings be at ease!

Let none deceive another,
Or despise any being in any state.
Let none through anger or ill-will
Wish harm upon another.
Even as a mother protects with her life
Her child, her only child,
So with a boundless heart
Should one cherish all living beings:
Radiating kindness over the entire world
Spreading upwards to the skies,
And downwards to the depths;
Outwards and unbounded,
Freed from hatred and ill-will.
Whether standing or walking, seated or lying down
Free from drowsiness,
One should sustain this recollection.
This is said to be the sublime abiding.
By not holding to fixed views,
The pure-hearted one, having clarity of vision,
Being freed from all sense desires,
Is not born again into this world."

~ Buddha

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PRODUCT PLACEMENT? WHAT PRODUCT PLACEMENT?

2012-01-23T21:30:00.002-06:00

IF YOU LISTEN TO NPR, YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS ...

2012-01-23T21:29:00.002-06:00

AND THIS IS JUST ONE REASON WHY HE'S PROBABLY GONNA WIN ...

2012-01-23T21:26:00.000-06:00

He's likable ...

YEAH, I'M AT A LOSS, ALSO ...

2012-01-23T21:24:00.000-06:00

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CLINT EASTWOOD ON GAY MARRIAGE ...

2012-01-21T11:18:00.000-06:00

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COOL SHORT FILM OF THE DAY: "THE MAN WHO NEVER CRIED" ...

2012-01-21T10:59:00.002-06:00

The Man Who Never Cried from Bradley Jackson on Vimeo.

SNARKY (BUT CLEVER) WORKPLACE NOTES ...

2012-01-21T10:57:00.000-06:00

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VIEWER WARNING: THE C.T. SONG ...

2012-01-21T10:45:00.002-06:00

FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPHERS HOLDING THEIR ICONIC PHOTOGRAPHS ...

2012-01-21T10:40:00.000-06:00

Sometimes history puts the right person in the right place at the right time ...
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THERE'S A NEW ANGEL SINGING TODAY ...

2012-01-21T10:35:00.002-06:00

COOL VIDEO OF THE DAY ... TIME LAPSE VIEW OF THE EARTH FROM SPACE

2012-01-20T17:24:00.000-06:00

Earth | Time Lapse View from Space, Fly Over | NASA, ISS from Michael König on Vimeo.

THE DECOMPOSITION OF A NEW YORK BIKE ...

2012-01-20T17:19:00.002-06:00

IT'S FRIDAY!!! LET'S DANCE!!!

2012-01-20T05:40:00.001-06:00

JUST LIKE THAT HITCHCOCK FILM, BUT MORE BEAUTIFUL ...

2012-01-19T17:39:00.002-06:00

Murmuration from Sophie Windsor Clive on Vimeo.

ONE DAY THIS WILL BE COMMONPLACE, BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S STILL PRETTY COOL ...

2012-01-19T17:25:00.002-06:00

GOT METH?

2012-01-19T17:17:00.000-06:00

Four powerful Anti-Meth PSA's by the wonderful director Darren Aronofsky ...

ADELE MUST BE PROUD TO HAVE SO MANY FANS ...

2012-01-19T16:14:00.000-06:00

From the great BagOfNothing ...

THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE OSCARS COME OUT TOMORROW ...

2012-01-19T15:52:00.001-06:00

And Billy Crystal is hosting again, so ...
... at least the opening monologue will be good ...

BEWARE OF THE FACEBOOK DRAMA QUEENS ...

2012-01-19T15:45:00.000-06:00

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ZEN MOMENT OF THE DAY ...

2012-01-18T13:14:00.002-06:00

GREAT PRANK OF THE DAY ...

2012-01-17T15:05:00.002-06:00

LOVE, SET, MATCH ...

2012-01-17T15:00:00.002-06:00

COOL VIDEO OF THE DAY: AROUND THE WORLD IN UNDER 5 MINUTES ...

2012-01-17T14:52:00.002-06:00

WHY SOME WOMEN STAY SINGLE ...

2012-01-17T14:31:00.002-06:00

SHAUN WHITE REINCARNATED ...

2012-01-17T14:27:00.002-06:00

SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO BE LUCKY ...

2012-01-17T14:25:00.002-06:00

A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE (YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST) ...

2012-01-17T14:23:00.002-06:00

THINK BEING A STUNT MAN IS EASY?

2012-01-17T14:19:00.002-06:00

GET DRUNK AND CALL 911? A GREAT IDEA!!!

2012-01-17T10:54:00.002-06:00

iPhone Idiot Calls by kylenw

IF THIS IS REAL, THEN THIS IS VERY, VERY FREAKY ...

2012-01-17T10:51:00.002-06:00

WHY HISTORY WON'T BELIEVE WHY THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT WAS NECESSARY ...

2012-01-17T10:50:00.000-06:00

YET ANOTHER THING THAT PAT WON'T EVER DO ...

2012-01-17T10:49:00.002-06:00

A SWITCH ON THE "TWILIGHT" CASTING ...

2012-01-17T10:48:00.002-06:00

RAISING ARIZONA'S NIC CAGE AND HOLLY HUNTER ON A SERBIAN BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK?

2012-01-16T15:36:00.000-06:00

Why, yes it is!
Lesson 1: "You'd better get me a toddler, Hi, they got more than they can handle!"

FOO TO YOU, TOO!!!

2012-01-16T12:14:00.002-06:00

ARTISTIC MOMENT OF THE DAY ...

2012-01-16T11:46:00.000-06:00

This video is based upon:

"The Blue Bird," by Charles Bukowski

there’s a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I’m too tough for him,

I say, stay in there, I’m not going

to let anybody see

you.

there’s a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I pour whiskey on him and inhale

cigarette smoke

and the whores and the bartenders

and the grocery clerks

never know that

he’s

in there.

there’s a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I’m too tough for him,

I say,

stay down, do you want to mess

me up?

you want to screw up the

works?

you want to blow my book sales in

Europe?

there’s a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I’m too clever, I only let him out

at night sometimes

when everybody’s asleep.

I say, I know that you’re there,

so don’t be

sad.

then I put him back,

but he’s singing a little

in there, I haven’t quite let him

die

and we sleep together like

that

with our

secret pact

and it’s nice enough to

make a man

weep, but I don’t

weep, do

you?

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BEST POLITICAL SATIRE YET ...

2012-01-16T11:38:00.002-06:00

WHEN WIZARDS PEAK TOO EARLY ...

2012-01-16T11:33:00.002-06:00

WHEN FACEBOOK IDIOTS POST ...

2012-01-13T16:13:00.000-06:00

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THE POLITICAL SEASON IN GRAPH FORM ...

2012-01-13T16:06:00.000-06:00

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DON'T JUDGE A BOOK ...

2012-01-13T15:33:00.002-06:00

OBAMA WAS BORN THIS WAY ...

2012-01-13T15:29:00.002-06:00

PROBABLY NOT GOING TO THE SAME PROM ...

2012-01-13T15:27:00.000-06:00

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TIP OF THE DAY: BET ON THE CHINESE IN VOLLEYBALL ...

2012-01-12T19:10:00.002-06:00

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WHEN BUDDHISM AND "STAR WARS" COLLIDE ...

2012-01-12T19:03:00.000-06:00

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A COUNTER TO THE ARGUMENT THAT "WE DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, SO IT MUST BE FROM GOD."

2012-01-12T19:00:00.000-06:00

YET ANOTHER REASON PAT TENDS TO STAY AWAY FROM OCEANS ...

2012-01-12T18:53:00.002-06:00

SH*T NOBODY SAYS ...

2012-01-12T18:52:00.000-06:00

HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S BEEN THIRTY YEARS TODAY SINCE THE PASSING OF PAUL LYNDE ...

2012-01-10T18:36:00.003-06:00

LOUIS C.K.'S BRILLIANT TAKE ON MODERN DAY SOCIETY ...

2012-01-08T22:18:00.000-06:00

OK, I LAUGHED. CAN YOU NOT LAUGH WHEN LOOKING AT THIS?

2012-01-08T22:12:00.002-06:00

YEAH, WE SMELL WIERD ...

2012-01-08T22:08:00.002-06:00

OH! THE PLACES YOU'LL GO (SPECIAL "BURNING MAN" EDITION) ...

2012-01-08T22:04:00.002-06:00

A TYPICAL DAY AT WORK ...

2012-01-08T22:03:00.002-06:00

CURRENT WIFE LIKES HER SHOES ...

2012-01-08T09:00:00.001-06:00

MARCEL THE SHELL IS BACK!!!

2012-01-07T10:42:00.002-06:00

PERHAPS MARIO SHOULD EAT A BIT LESS ...

2012-01-07T10:36:00.002-06:00

EVEN WORKING OUT, "SHE'S GOT STYLE"

2012-01-07T10:32:00.002-06:00

WHY MOST OF OUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FAIL ...

2012-01-07T10:29:00.000-06:00

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FREUDIAN SLIP?

2012-01-07T10:21:00.002-06:00

THIS RESTAURANT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST INVISIBLE PEOPLE ...

2012-01-06T12:51:00.002-06:00

IT'S DEFINITELY TIME ...

2011-12-27T18:22:00.002-06:00

ZEN MOMENT OF THE DAY ...

2011-12-27T18:07:00.002-06:00

SAUL BELLOW: SETTING THE STAGE FOR GREAT MOVIES ...

2011-12-27T18:03:00.002-06:00

LESSON OF THE DAY: STEVE JOBS ON CHANGING THE WORLD ...

2011-12-27T17:56:00.002-06:00

WHAT MOVIE DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX "SWINGERS" WITH "SLING BLADE"?

2011-12-27T17:51:00.002-06:00

READY TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN? WATCH THIS UNBELIEVABLY BRAVE KID ...

2011-12-27T17:47:00.002-06:00

LOOKING FOR A GRADUATE SCHOOL? TRY THE SCHOOL OF FRENCH KISSING FOR DOGS ...

2011-12-27T17:35:00.002-06:00

TIME TO GET YOUR ZEN ON ...

2011-12-27T17:33:00.002-06:00

Awake in the World from Centre of Gravity on Vimeo.

FOR THE SERIOUS MOVIE FAN: 4 VIDEO ESSAYS ON THE FILMS OF STEVEN SPIELBERG ...

2011-12-27T17:31:00.000-06:00

2011 WAS A GOOD YEAR FOR VIRAL VIDEOS ...

2011-12-27T17:18:00.000-06:00

A TRIBUTE TO 2011 MOVIES ...

2011-12-27T17:01:00.000-06:00

Every year I'm always amazed at how many of these I've seen ...

PAT SEES HIS TWIN AT CHRISTMAS ...

2011-12-25T08:17:00.001-06:00

A NEW TAKE ON CHRISTMAS MOVIES ...

2011-12-25T06:50:00.001-06:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! CAREFUL WHAT YOU EAT ...

2011-12-25T06:29:00.002-06:00

Even Ben & Jerry is getting into the holiday spirit.

A VERY MERRY NOLA CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

2011-12-25T00:14:00.001-06:00

HALLELUJAH CHORUS FROM THE TOP OF THE WORLD ...

2011-12-25T00:01:00.008-06:00

Sent to me by my friend Dick, the video is from the small Yupiq Eskimo village of Quinhagak, Alaska, and was a school computer project intended for the other Yupiq villages in the area. One teacher and his class put together. But, much to the villagers' shock, over a half million people have viewed it.

CURRENT WIFE IS THE ANGEL ON THE TREE ...

2011-12-24T07:45:00.001-06:00

NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS (SPECIAL "JOHN CLEESE" EDITION) ...

2011-12-24T07:18:00.001-06:00

CURRENT WIFE WEARS HER CHRISTMAS COLORS ...

2011-12-23T07:43:00.001-06:00

GOODNESS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS ...

2011-12-21T21:38:00.000-06:00

THE CHRISTMAS TREE ...

2011-12-20T06:27:00.001-06:00

I BELIEVE IN TIM TEBOW ...

2011-12-13T13:01:00.000-06:00

Thanks Barry ...

IF THAT "TWILIGHT" GIRL EXPLAINED CHRISTMAS ...

2011-12-12T20:55:00.002-06:00

IF "JAWS" WERE MADE BY DISNEY ...

2011-12-12T20:54:00.002-06:00

Shark Song from Whitehouse Content on Vimeo.